twilight/new moon/eclipse quotes (jacob style)

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

NO, i'm not twilight crazy. i was just too bored, google-ed jacob black, and came across this web page :D there are like tons there. so i'm just copying some off :D

"He said to tell you, no, to warn you, that — and this is his plural, not mine, ‘We’ll be watching."
-Jacob Black, Twilight

"Okay, but if you’re going to get picky like that, you have to average in size, too. You’re so small, I’ll have to knock ten years off your total."
-Jacob Black, New Moon

"Here’s to responsibility. Twice a week"
-Jacob Black, New Moon

"Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you’d taste good"
-Jacob Black, New Moon

"So are you going to be my Valentine? Since you didn’t get me a fifty-cent box of candy, it’s the least you can do"
-Jacob Black, New Moon

"I told him you were planning to corrupt my youthful innocence."
-Jacob Black, New Moon

"As long as you like me the best. And you think I’m good-looking—sort of. I’m prepared to be annoyingly persistent."
-Jacob Black, New Moon

"Vampires don’t count as people."
-Jacob Black, New Moon

"Jacob’s furious voice was suddenly in my ear, hissing out a stream of profanities. I felt a vague disapproval. His new friends were clearly a bad influence."
-Jacob Black, New Moon

"I would never hurt her."
-Jacob Black, New Moon

"Sorry. I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial."
-Jacob Black, Eclipse

"Better frightened than lied to."
-Jacob Black, Eclipse

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV."
-Jacob Black, Eclipse

"It’s not like love at first sight, really. It’s more like… gravity moves. When you see her, suddenly it’s not the earth holding you here anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her. And you would do anything for her, be anything for her… You become whatever she needs you to be, whether that’s a protector, or a lover, or a friend, or a brother."
-Jacob Black, Eclipse

"But I’ll never see anyone else, Bella. I only see you. Even when I close my eyes and try to see something else. Ask Quil or Embry. It drives them all crazy."
-Jacob Black, Eclipse

"That’s more than just a fashion statement — it sucks to carry jeans in your mouth."
-Jacob Black, Eclipse

"I’m in love with you, Bella. Bella, I love you. And I want you to pick me instead of him. I know you don’t feel that way, but I need the truth out there so that you know your options. I wouldn’t want a miscommunication to stand in our way."
-Jacob Black, Eclipse

"You love me, too. Not the same way, I know. But he’s not your whole life, either. Not anymore. Maybe he was once, but he left. And now he’s just going to have to deal with the consequence of that choice — me."
-Jacob Black, Eclipse

"Could I please have just a few seconds of your undivided attention, Miss Swan?"
-Jacob Black, Eclipse

"Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard."
-Jacob Black, Eclipse

"Kind is my middle name."
-Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn

Make Bella see sense? What universe do you live in?
Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn

"To talk some sense into you. There’s a battle that’s lost before it starts."
-Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn

"What’s for breakfast? O negative or AB positive?"
-Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn

when it never ends;
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